inkys:

if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline

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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

googlehomie:

you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

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sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

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Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. Will Smith   (via coffeeinteapots)

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the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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